LONDON – The Royal Family made a big deal about Diana Spencer being a virgin, but they don’t mind that Kate Middleton is not a virgin.
Month: April 2011
650 YEAR OLD BURIED TREASURE
AUSTRIA – An Austrian man found 200 medieval ornamental objects – 650 years old – while digging in his garden.
ED ANGER SAYS: EARTH DAY IS FOR LOSERS!
Time was, Earth Day was just for dirty crazy hippies. You could stay away from it if you just figured out where the bad smell was coming from, then went the other way.
TEXANS PRAY TO RAIN GODS
Texas Governor Rick Perry ordered all Texans to pray for rain as firefighters try to contain wildfires across the state.
LADY GAGA SAYS: "I'M RETARDED"
WHALES SWARM CAPE COD
CAPE COD – A record number of endangered right whales are crowding the chilly waters off Cape Cod, Mass.
KILLER BEES ATTACK!
TEXAS – A massive swarm of killer bees attacked several towns in Southern Texas, killing over two hundred people.