LOS ANGELES, CA – a disgruntled cock fighter goes on a killing rampage.
Month: February 2011
MCDONALD'S OPENS ON THE MOON
SAN BERNARDINO – The McDonald’s Corporation announced its plans to expand the franchise into unchartered territory. They’re building a Mickey D’s on the moon!
FAVRE TEXTS RODGERS
GREEN BAY, WI – Aaron Rodgers dissed Brett Favre, who responded by sexting Rodgers a picture of his genitals.
SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE CANCELED!
NEW YORK – Lorne Michaels announced that Saturday Night Live’s 2011 season, its 36th, will be the sketch comedy show’s final season.
