BOURBON COUNTY – Killer Cows, first discovered in South Texas last year, ambled into Kansas today. Local residents are frightened.
Month: July 2010
NOTRE DAME LEPRECHAUN BLAMED FOR ARRESTS
SOUTH BEND, IN – The Notre Dame football team is in some trouble – there might be an unlikely culprit!
OBAMA PORTRAYS FELA AT WH LAST NIGHT
WASHINGTON – Broadway came to the White House for a night and President Obama’s portrayal of Fela was a smash hit!
JERSEY SHORE CAST GOING ON STRIKE
MIAMI, FL – Too much tanning and hair gel is clouding the judgement of the Jersey Shore cast!
SPANISH MOVED TO #1 ON VOICE PROMPTS
EL PASO, TX – In response to protests by Hispanic groups, telephony companies are reprogramming language voice prompts. Spanish will move from #2 to #1.
ALIENS RUN FOURTH BRANCH OF GOVERNMENT
WASHINGTON, DC – The Washington Post unveiled the first installment of its Top Secret America series, revealing that much of America is now being controlled by aliens.
