LOS ANGELES, CA – Fans across the Internet have been speculating about the possible appearance of Michael Jackson’s ghost in a CNN video!
Month: July 2009
SARAH PALIN'S NEW JOB
WASILLA, AK – Sarah Palin resigned as Governor of Alaska last week. In a startling press conference, she has revealed her new mission: hunting Bigfoot.
ED ANGER: SARAH PALIN, WE HARDLY KNEW YE!
I’m madder than an Eskimo with a busted mukluk! Sarah Palin resigned as governor of Alaska on Friday, and I still can’t get over it.
WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: JULY 6, 2009
Your Weekly Star Guide by Madame Malisa, Renowned Medium and Psychic!
STATUE OF LIBERTY REOPENS
NEW YORK, NY – The Statue of Liberty is opening to visitors again on July 4th. Police are on high alert for America’s favorite mutant, Bat Boy.
ED ANGER SAYS: IT'S 'IN DEPENDS DAY'!
I’m madder than a wet firecracker! Tomorrow is Independence Day, the 4th of July, but our great nation is going down the toilet.
ALL SAINTS THURSDAY: THE MOOCHER
Weekly World News continues this holy feature, honoring the lesser known saints we tend to forget.
FRANKEN INDUCTED INTO DEMOCRAT CONSPIRACY
MINNEAPOLIS, MN – Al Franken was approved Tuesday to join the US Senate. The Democratic Party will now involve him in their secret plans.