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Mutant Anti-Defamation League

FOX AND FRIENDS: AMERICANS MARRY OTHER SPECIES

July 9, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

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NEW YORK, NY – Fox News stated yesterday that America is not pure since people marry “other species and ethnics.”  Mutants around the country are now up in arms.

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags Bat Boy, batboy, fox and friends, fox news, glenn beck, manigator, Mutant Anti-Defamation League, new york, new york city, Videos

SARAH PALIN'S NEW JOB

July 6, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

WASILLA, AK – Sarah Palin resigned as Governor of Alaska last week. In a startling press conference, she has revealed her new mission: hunting Bigfoot.

Categories Celebs Tags alaska, Bigfoot, chupacabra, cryptids, jersey devil, Mutant Anti-Defamation League, sarah palin, Sarah Palin Resignation Speech, Sarah Palin Resigns, Sarah Paling Quitting, sasquatch, wasilla

FIJI MERMAID REQUESTS FAFSA AID

March 31, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

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LEON, SAMOA – A Fiji Mermaid was denied federal student aid, and debate over mutant and Islander rights has exploded.

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags bureau of mutant affairs, feejee mermaid, fiji, fiji mermaid, Mutant Anti-Defamation League

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