NEW YORK, NY – Fox News stated yesterday that America is not pure since people marry “other species and ethnics.” Mutants around the country are now up in arms.
Month: July 2009
MICHAEL JACKSON'S BRAIN
LOS ANGELES, CA – Michael Jackson may be buried without his brain so coroners can do further testing!
JOHN MAYER AT MICHAEL JACKSON'S MEMORIAL
LOS ANGELES, CA – John Mayer performed at Michael Jackson’s memorial last night. Sources confirm that Mayer was never invited and instead snuck in.
ED ANGER: AL GORE THINKS THE WEATHER IS HITLER!
I’m madder than Winston Churchill at an A.A. meeting! Just when I figured Al Gore couldn’t get any nuttier, yesterday he made a fool of himself again.
UFO RELEASES MOVING SPHERES
MEXICO CITY – A remarkable video has been shown on Mexican TV of a UFO releasing intelligent moving spheres into the sky!
OLDEST KNOWN BIBLE GOES ONLINE
LONDON – The oldest known copy of the Bible has been published online. Religious scholars haved noted some differences from the modern version.
CRYSTAL SKULL HEALS THE SICK
A 12,000 year old quartz crystal skull, which is believed to be an artifact from the Lost Continent of Atlantis, can heal the terminally ill.