I was happier than Lindsay Lohan at an open bar to see President George Bush – “W. the Great”— back in the saddle yesterday!
Ed Anger
ED ANGER SAYS: GITMO GUYS SENT TO PARADISE!
Once in a while, I don’t mind that Obama too much. Sometimes he does stuff that makes me think Bush and Cheney and Rove are still running the place.
ED ANGER: DAVID LETTERMAN = DAVID BITTERMAN!
I never much cared for that David Letterman fellow, and not just because his show is on way past my bedtime. But I think he’s finally lost it!
ED ANGER SAYS: MEGAN FOX NEEDS TO SHUT UP!
Seems some movie star named Megan Fox did what Hollywood types do best: bad mouthing the U.S. of A. to a bunch of foreigners!
ED ANGER SAYS: SARAH PALIN IS NOT A CROOK!
I’m madder than a mongoose at a cobra convention! If those lie-berals hate Sarah Palin so much, how come they keep talking about her?
ED ANGER: OBAMA SHOULD THROW OFF HIS CHAINS
I’m madder than a club-footed camel! So the Teleprompter Kid when to A-rab Land the other day.
ED ANGER: OBAMA DECLARES IRAN-DEPENDENCE DAY!
I can’t believe it: Obama just invited a bunch of crazy foreigners to a Fourth of July party!
ED ANGER SAYS: SOTOMAYOR IS NO HOT TAMALE!
I’m madder than Liberace in the ladies’ room! Nobody told me it was the International Year of the Fat Chick.
ED ANGER SAYS: PELOSI = PINOCCHIO!
Now I know making fun of Nancy Pelosi is like shooting fish in a barrel – but don’t go knocking that, my friends!
