On the same day Pope Benedict XVI had an emotional send-off in St. Peters Square, it was announced that Bat Boy will be the next Pope!
The Equinox Theatre Company in Denver Co has admitted to housing the elusive “Bat Child” this week after witnesses took details of its presence to local media.
[mpoverlay]CHARLESTON, WV – It’s that time of year again, when people across the country are making resolutions for the new year.
NEW YORK, NY – Bat Boy rang in the New Year the only way he knows how: with good-natured mischief.
WWN can confirm that the Mayan apocalypse was stopped by Bat Boy, who risked his own life to save Earth!
TASHTAGOL, Russia – The Wall Street Journal confirmed today that Bigfoot hunters had found the beast in Siberia.
GOP insiders are convinced that Mitt Romney will pick Bat Boy as his Vice Presidential nominee.
The Wild Man, or Yeren, is living among villagers around the Shennongjia Forest in China.
President Obama has confirmed what Newt Gingrich first announced: Mitt Romney is a vampire.
