Ed Anger, Author at Weekly World News

ED ANGER SAYS: I'M NOT DEAD!

June 29, 2009 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than a flea on a soapy dog! There’s this crazy rumor going around the computers that I’m dead!

June 26, 2009 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than a rabid llama about what’s been going on in Argentina!

June 24, 2009 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than Dan Rather with a busted microphone! Obama still hasn’t bought me a new TV, dammit.

June 22, 2009 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than a lactose intolerant milkmaid!

June 19, 2009 by Ed Anger

I was happier than Lindsay Lohan at an open bar to see President George Bush – “W. the Great”— back in the saddle yesterday!

February 24, 2020June 17, 2009 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than a couch potato with a busted remote!

June 15, 2009 by Ed Anger

Once in a while, I don’t mind that Obama too much. Sometimes he does stuff that makes me think Bush and Cheney and Rove are still running the place.

June 12, 2009 by Ed Anger

I never much cared for that David Letterman fellow, and not just because his show is on way past my bedtime. But I think he’s finally lost it!

June 10, 2009 by Ed Anger

Seems some movie star named Megan Fox did what Hollywood types do best: bad mouthing the U.S. of A. to a bunch of foreigners!

June 8, 2009 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than a mongoose at a cobra convention! If those lie-berals hate Sarah Palin so much, how come they keep talking about her?