Although reported to be dating the recently single Paris Hilton, it appears that Manigator has set his reptilian sights on the newest rumored single lady: Lindsay Lohan.
BALTIMORE, MD – Bat Boy’s attempts at fitting in for the holidays have again failed miserably.
BEVERLY HILLS, CA – After dumping recent boyfriend, Paris is going where no human woman as gone before.
LOS ANGELES, CA – The son of Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson can be included in those who hate his name.
NEW ORLEANS, LA – In an attempt to further diversify her brood, Angelina Jolie has made a bold choice.
NEW YORK, NY – Bat Boy was spotted taking part in Proposition 8 protests this past weekend.
BREAKING NEWS: The National Enquirer is now backing Weekly World News’ story about Cindy McCain’s affair, but they’ve got the wrong guy!
NEW YORK, NY – Despite her girth, the World’s Fattest Cat was able to sneak into the “Quantum of Solace” premiere in Manhattan.
LOS ANGELES, CA – After announcing his acting retirement to focus on his music, Joaquin Phoenix revealed that he will be partnering with Bat Boy!
COLUMBIA, MO – Obatma and Bat Boy are returning to Chicago to celebrate Senator Obama’s victory!