BAT BOY 2020 CAMPAIGN READY TO TAKE ON TRUMP AND BIDEN! WASHINGTON, DC. – At a press conference at the Lincoln Memorial, Bat Boy announced that Bigfoot will be his 2020 Vice Presidential.running mate! Bat Boy had originally planned on selecting Bigfoot, but then Bigfoot went missing for several month. There was a lot of … READ MORE
NASA confirms that they are from Planet Zeeba! Aliens from Planet Zeeba were flying over Houston every night over this past week.There were numerous sightings of strange objects caught on camera. And nobody could explain it, until today. Hundreds of citizens, including Dr. Jack Blanton, captured the images on his digital camera from a vantage … READ MORE
HOME ON THE RANGE. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN BUFFALO DON’T ROAM. Oh give me a home where the buffalo roam… and eat breakfast? And watch TV? And cuddle up in front of the fireplace? No problem. When Bailey D. Buffalo was just a calf, he was abandoned by his mother and adopted b y Jim and … READ MORE
“HE REACHED INOT THE CUP TO GET HIS BALL – AND DISAPPEARED! Four golfers in North Carolina had just finished playing the 16th hole when one reached in to retrieve his ball and was sucked into oblivion. The other three played through. But after cocktails, the linkers decided to investigate their pal’s disappearance since they’d … READ MORE
New aerosol spray eliminates demons, ghosts & ghouls! Pesky demons, devils, ghosts, and ghouls will head for the hills and never come back. All you have to do is hit them with Spook Spurn! It’s the exciting new aerosol spray that savvy marketers call “Exorcist in a Can.” “It really works,” gushes Marlon Brattleborough, chief … READ MORE
HOLY HANG-UP A Tibetan monk thought he had achieved the spiritual goal of nirvana when he levitated more than six feet. But inspiration soon turned to frustration: The holy man is stuck where he floats, and can’t get back down to earth! Choden Thubten, 72, has been hanging in midair for man six weeks at … READ MORE
Rock-hard 88-year-old can kick butt! Great-grandmother Becky Thompson is in super shape – because she pumps iron four hours every day! The gray-haired Canadian great-grandma can jerk an incredible 210 pounds and can bench press 275 pounds for 7 reps. And she does it being only 5 feet, 5 inches tall, weighing only 135 pounds. … READ MORE
ET TU, GLUTUS? ROME, ITALY – Roman historians made a ground-breaking discovery today. For over 2000 years, the world has believed that Julius Caesar was assassinated. Historians have said that the Roman dictator was murdered by a group of Roman senators on March 15th, in 44 BC. This happened during a meeting of the Senate at the Theater … READ MORE
MONTANA – Bigfoot has gone missing! He surprised everyone when left the campaign trail – where he is running as Bat Boy’s VP. Many people were shocked to learn that Bigfoot left the bunker in West Virginia. Bat Boy and his campaign staff have been hunkered down there during the pandemic. “We were all sitting … READ MORE
WALL STREET BROKER ADMITS, “I’M THE FATHER.” A team of top obstetricians in New York City confirmed today that a sex robot, Aurora, is pregnant. The news astounded doctors, scientists and robotic technicians alike. “We, of course, know how it happened,” said Dr. Banesh Bannerjee from his Scarsdale home. “But we don’t know how it … READ MORE