U.S. SPACE FORCE DESTROYED MOST OF THE ASTEROID BEFORE IT HIT EARTH! PEORIA, IL – NASA representatives confirmed to Weekly World News that Asteroid 2019XPX5 entered the Earth’s atmosphere early this morning at 3:38 am (CDT). The U.S. Space Force immediately fired lasers at the asteroid, using weapons created by Elon Musk. It was a … READ MORE
BUT SPACE FORCE IS READY TO TAKE ACTION TO STOP IT! HOUSTON, TX – Weekly World News met with chief NASA scientist, Banesh Bannerjee, to discuss the latest on the asteroid that is hurtling toward Earth on election day. In August, scientists predicted that Asteroid 2019XPX5 will hit earth on election day. They weren’t sure … READ MORE
Hibernating Man goes to bed in November wakes up in April SPOKANE, Wash. – Dwayne Flowter is sick of cold weather and freezing his butt off in the snow, so he takes a holiday every winter — by hibernating! Incredibly, the 59-year-old bachelor can keep himself in a deep sleep for weeks and months at … READ MORE
HARMONICA PLAYER WALKS INTO WOODS & BEARS FOLLOW HIM! ANCHORAGE, AK – Experts are trying to understand the strange power that draws wild grizzly bears to harmonica player Tom Greyle and makes them follow him out of the woods into the city! A modern-day pied piper. Over the past six years, Greyle, known as “the … READ MORE
The rhythmic beauty of Irish step dancing combined with the thrill of chainsaws. Loch Lohan, Ireland – Each year, the neighboring towns of Barry and Redmond held spearate festivals on the same weeekend. The centerpiece of Redmond’s celebration was “Texas Chainsaw Masters,” a cutting edge sport involving juggling and sculpting with power blades. Barry, on … READ MORE
HE DOVE ACROSS A LARGE STREAM, FOUGHT THE BEAST OFF WITH HIS BARE HANDS! If you are looking for good news these days, here is a story of bravery that will warm your heart. Late yesterday afternoon, near Great Barrington, Massachusetts in the Berkshires, Joe C. was walking his chickens when he heard two young … READ MORE
SCIENTISTS SAY IT WILL HIT RUSSIA… OR PEORIA! In an exclusive interview, an astronomer at Palomar Observatory in California told Weekly World News that an asteroid is set to hit earth on November 3rd, election day. This is not the asteroid that is projected to hit Earth on November 2nd. This is an asteroid that … READ MORE
A popular weekend paddleboarder John Malley, 55, faced almost certain death when he was struck by a towering 90-foot wave in the Pacific Ocean on the Tropic of Cancer. It happened about 1,000 miles east of Okinawa. Here, in his own words, exclusively for Weekly world News readers, is the Australian-businessman’s dramatic account of this … READ MORE
PERSON, WOMAN, BAT, CAMERA, WINGS! President Trump challenged his competitors Joe Biden and Bat Boy to take a cognitive test. Since Donald Trump “aced” his test and identified an elephant in record time, he was confident that he would score higher than Biden and Bat Boy “combined.” Bat Boy quickly took the challenge. Dr. Marc … READ MORE
A MEDICAL MARVEL! TAMPA, FL – 28-year-old Susan Wright, a veteran dolphin trainer at Ocean Realm, who recently married the love of her life, Squeaky, announced to her friends and family that she is pregnant! Some family members celebrated by jumping into the aquarium with the happy couple, while other family members seemed to have … READ MORE