COULD THIS BE THE CAUSE OF HIS BETRAYAL! MOUNT ZION – Biblical archaeologists made a startling discovery last summer, one that was confirmed on Friday. The finding: Jesus handed out chocolate bunnies at the Last Supper. But Judas didn’t get one! Rodrigo Bocarina, the most famous biblical scholar alive, met with Weekly World News, and … READ MORE
DR. APE HAS BEEN WORKING WITH HIS TASK FORCE FOR THE LAST SIX WEEKS. HE FEELS LIKE THEY’VE MADE A MAJOR BREAKTHROUGH IN THE LAST 48 HOURS. ATLANTA, GA – Ph.D. Ape was sent to The Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) by Dr. Fauci and Dr. BIrx six weeks ago. They felt that … READ MORE
FIRST TIME IN ASTROLOGICAL HISTORY! Astrologers from around the globe call this the greatest event in history. All the planets have aligned! The stars are all showing the same exact reading for every human being of every sign. “We call it ‘The Great Conjunction’, said Madame Rosa of Asbury Park, NJ. “No astrological professional ever … READ MORE
RESUMES 2020 ELECTION CAMPAIGN! WASHINGTON DC – After a tense few days, the test results have finally come in. Bat Boy does NOT have coronavirus! Last week, Bat Boy was on Capitol Hill meeting with a number of Senators and members of Congress to discuss his plans to unify the country. Unfortunately, Bat Boy spent … READ MORE
Bratty school kids can’t pull the wool over Amy Hanson’s eyes – because she has three of them and one is in the back of her head! “I haven’t had many problems with the little nippers since the first day when I turned my back and caught one smart-aleck boy mimicking me,” said Amy, 25, … READ MORE
NASHVILLE, TN – Taylor Swift was reportedly knitting booties while in quarantine. Sources close to her tell Weekly World News, that she may be the one expecting a baby. And rumors are that Bat Boy may be the father! Last October, Bat Boy was being chased by the FBI once again – trying to get … READ MORE
CALMING NERVES DURING THE STOCK MARKET SWOON! NEW YORK CITY – Bigfoot Hooker arrived on Wall Street on Thursday, March 12. Since then she has been doing her part to make sure that traders, brokers and investment bankers on Wall Street stay calm and relaxed, “Helen” first took up the profession in Northern Minnesota. But … READ MORE
RUSSIA SENDS SPY GEESE TO DISRUPT U.S. ELECTION WASHINGTON, DC – The Pentagon confirmed to Weekly World News that Russia is once again interfering with our upcoming election. They have sent over 10,000 Spy Geese to the United States over the past two weeks. The goal is to cause havoc for all candidates running for … READ MORE
New ape species discovered in Colorado. LAKE COUNTY, CO – After hiking to the summit of Mount Elbert, zoologist Jeff Sanders knew his career was made when he saw a very unusual primate overturning large stones, looking for grubs to eat. “The creature was about three feet tall,” said Sanders. “It had a humanoid face … READ MORE
…and the sushi chefs came over from Japan! Startling new research reveals that Jesus and his disciples feasted on sushi at the Last Supper – and it was made on the spot by top Japanese sushi chefs. And while the majority of the sushi was spicy salmon rolls, tuna rolls. and California rolls, archaeologist Dr. … READ MORE