exorcist

POSSESSED HOME FLEES EXORCIST!

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“I’VE NEVER SEEN A HOUSE ACTUALLY SPRINT,” SAYS POLICE CHIEF When Weekly World News was contacted by world-famous “Ghost Destroyer” Hans Von Booten about a possessed house about to be exorcised by the maverick exorcist priest, Father Jules Crusher, we knew we had to be there. When Weekly World News arrived, we were greeted by … READ MORE

GHOST-B-GONE

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New aerosol spray eliminates demons, ghosts & ghouls! Pesky demons, devils, ghosts, and ghouls will head for the hills and never come back. All you have to do is hit them with Spook Spurn! It’s the exciting new aerosol spray that savvy marketers call “Exorcist in a Can.” “It really works,” gushes Marlon Brattleborough, chief … READ MORE