I’m madder than Liberace in the ladies’ room! Nobody told me it was the International Year of the Fat Chick.
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ED ANGER SAYS: HANDS OFF MY CHEERIOS!
I’m madder than Count Chocula at a convention of diabetic dentists! Now I’ve heard everything! Seems the Government wants to call Cheerios a “drug”!
ED ANGER SAYS: OBAMA’S NOT SPOCK!
I’m madder than a Klingon at a peace rally! Now, I don’t much follow that Star Track show, but my grandson puts it on when his mom drops him off before her bingo.
ED ANGER SAYS: GEORGE BUSH STILL RULES!
Can you believe it? Good old George W. Bush just raised $100-million for his Presidential library in only 100 days! So much for the crappy economy!
ED ANGER SAYS: BIDEN NEEDS A BRAIN TRANSPLANT
I’m madder than Matt Lauer whose run out of Rogaine! Who needs scary movies at the drive-in when we’re living in terror every day?
ED ANGER SAYS: FIRST 100 DAYS HAVE BEEN HELL!
I’m madder than a goose sucked into a jet engine! So the White House had the great idea to take pictures of the President’s plane flying over New York.
ED ANGER SAYS: STOP SAYING SORRY, OBAMA!
I’m madder than a snake at a mongoose convention! The Teleprompter Kid just can’t stop saying sorry!
ED ANGER SAYS: GET TO THE NEAREST TEA PARTY!
My fellow Americans, today is a great day! All over the country, folks like you and me will be getting together at Tea Party protests.
ED ANGER SAYS: AL GORE IS AN EARTH HOUR HYPOCRITE
I’m madder than a hippie chick who’s run out of hemp tampons!
ED ANGER SAYS: TELEPROMPTER KID SHOULD STAY OFF TV
My rabbit ears are bent outta shape! Is Obama the President of the United States or the new American Idol? Cuz he spends more time going on television that he does running the country!