ED ANGER SAYS: TELEPROMPTER JESUS NEEDS A MIRACLE
Here’s one my grandson told me: “What’s the difference between Jesus and Obama? Jesus knew how to build a cabinet!”
Here’s one my grandson told me: “What’s the difference between Jesus and Obama? Jesus knew how to build a cabinet!”
Teleprompter Jesus obviously doesn’t know his butt from his elbow and it’s only Day 50.
I’d be pig-biting mad but I can’t afford a hog – or a new set of dentures!
I’m pig biting mad about all the crazy news this week! I’m sick of that crazy baby machine lady with the big lips. I’m sick of movie stars talking about how brave they are for making a movie about some pansy thirty years after he died.
I’m as fired up as a wooden Indian outside a burning drugstore about last night’s big speech.
I’m madder than a terrorist with a plugged up toilet about Guantanamo Bay!
I’m angrier than Adam Smith in an itchy kilt about what’s happened to our once great nation!
I’m madder than Sigmund Freud with a busted stogie about that crazy woman at the New York Times!
I’m madder than a hillbilly with a busted banjo string because Obama isn’t helping those poor folks in Kentucky!
I’m madder than a camel with a leaky hump about our new Communist-in-Chief giving his first interview to an ARAB TV channel!