I’m madder than an Eskimo with a busted mukluk! Sarah Palin resigned as governor of Alaska on Friday, and I still can’t get over it.
teleprompter kid
ED ANGER SAYS: I'M NOT DEAD!
I’m madder than a flea on a soapy dog! There’s this crazy rumor going around the computers that I’m dead!
ED ANGER: "GOOD RIDDANCE, EVENING NEWS!"
I’m madder than Dan Rather with a busted microphone! Obama still hasn’t bought me a new TV, dammit.
ED ANGER SAYS: GITMO GUYS SENT TO PARADISE!
Once in a while, I don’t mind that Obama too much. Sometimes he does stuff that makes me think Bush and Cheney and Rove are still running the place.
ED ANGER SAYS: SARAH PALIN IS NOT A CROOK!
I’m madder than a mongoose at a cobra convention! If those lie-berals hate Sarah Palin so much, how come they keep talking about her?
ED ANGER: OBAMA SHOULD THROW OFF HIS CHAINS
I’m madder than a club-footed camel! So the Teleprompter Kid when to A-rab Land the other day.
ED ANGER: OBAMA DECLARES IRAN-DEPENDENCE DAY!
I can’t believe it: Obama just invited a bunch of crazy foreigners to a Fourth of July party!