LOS ANGELES, CA – The internet has been abuzz since this Sunday’s Golden Globes ceremony, where Megan Fox jokingly remarked that she looked like a man.

KONA, HAWAII – WWN has confirmed that Megan Fox married her longtime love Brian Austin Green on June 24th. WWN also confirmed that she is still a man.

LOS ANGELES – Lindsay Lohan wore a Glavis White Dress to court yesterday and now female defendants across the country are wearing the dress to court!

CHICAGO – Oprah Winfrey announced that she will be broadcasting her first all-nude episode!

NEW YORK, NY – Two of the world’s hottest celebrities are showing a little something extra in a new Armani campaign!

LOS ANGELES – The Teen Choice Awards were aired tonight on Fox and the biggest winner was… LeBron.

Sao Paolo, Brazil – Lea T, the famous Brazilian model, is in the midst of a sex change transition.

WWN EXCLUSIVE – Bat Boy, Bigfoot, and Bush are all on the guest list for Chelsea Clinton’s wedding in Rhinebeck, New York on July 31

New York, NY – Christie’s is auctioning off the belongings of movie cowboy Roy Rogers – including the preserved remains of his famous horse, Trigger.

HOLLYWOOD, CA – The Transformers franchise will be missing a very important piece in its next installment!