MISSION VIEJO – Check out “Bat Boy – The Musical” at Saddleback College this October!
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MACARTHUR GRANT TO BAT BOY
CHICAGO – The John D. and Catherine T MacArthur Foundation today made it official. Bat Boy is a genius.
BAT BOY FIGHTS WHITE NOSE SYNDROME
AUSTIN, TX – Bat Boy joins Bat Conservation International in the crusade against the deadly White-Nose Syndrome.
BECK: "ONLY BAT BOY CAN SAVE US"
WASHINGTON, DC – At his Restoring Honor Rally, Glenn Beck told the crowd that Bat Boy is the only one who can save America.
LARISSA RIQUELME IS DATING BAT BOY
RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL – Larissa Riquelme, who has been told for years that she looks like Bat Boy, is now dating the love of her life.
CHELSEA CLINTON WEDDING GUEST LIST
WWN EXCLUSIVE – Bat Boy, Bigfoot, and Bush are all on the guest list for Chelsea Clinton’s wedding in Rhinebeck, New York on July 31.
BAT BOY PUT IN CHARGE OF U.S. CYBER COMMAND
BREAKING – Washington, D.C. The White House announced this morning that they will be putting Bat Boy in charge of the newly created “Perfect Citizen” cyber program.
GOOGLE SAYS: "HORSEBOY LIVES!"
ABERDEEN, UK – Mr. Russell Moffatt in Hardgate was on his way to an appointment with his ophthalmologist when he spotted a five-foot tall boy with a horse’s head.
BRAD AND ANGELINA SPLIT
LOS ANGELES, CA – Rumors are circulating about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt nearly splitting up. The argument stemmed from Jolie wanting to adopt Bat Boy!