MEGAN FOX IS A MAN!
LOS ANGELES, CA – The internet has been abuzz since this Sunday’s Golden Globes ceremony, where Megan Fox jokingly remarked that she looked like a man.
Monthly Archives: December 2011
BARNEY FRANK BREAST IMPLANTS
WASHINGTON, DC – Rep. Barney Frank revealed to Congress today that he had breast augmentation surgery.
KIM JONG-iI KILLED BY CHUCK NORRIS!
PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA – State media declared last night that Kim Jong II is dead… killed by the hands of Chuck Norris.
UFO OVER THE KREMLIN
MOSCOW – An alien spaceship from Planet Zeeba was seen hovering over the Kremlin last night.
FEDS TO OPEN U.S. BORDERS
The White House will announce new “open borders” policy with Mexico and Canada. “All are welcome!”
BLOOD LAKE
TEXAS – A reservoir in West Texas turned blood-red in recent weeks. Does this mean the end of the world?
BAT BOY EXPOSED! (Part 2)
WWN presents the true story of Bat Boy in a series excerpted from the hit book, Going Mutant: The Bat Boy Exposed!
MILEY CYRUS BREAST IMPLANTS
LOS ANGELES – WWN reporters have confirmed that Miley Cyrus has a new set of breast implants.
WORLD’S SHORTEST WOMAN
NAGPUR, INDIA – A high school student in central India was crowned the world’s shortest woman by Guinness World Records.
BRITNEY SPEARS ENGAGED
LAS VEGAS – Multiple sources say that Jason Tarwick has asked Britney to marry him. She said yes!
