Monthly Archives: December 2011

SHARKS UNDER ALIEN MIND CONTROL

By Pierce Blodyn on December 25, 2011

PALM BEACH, FL – Thousand of sharks under alien mind control have been spotted just off the coast of south Florida.

By Tap Vann on December 24, 2011

A Christmas present from outer space courtesy of NASA!

By Frank Lake on December 23, 2011

Today is Festivus! The White House is officially celebrating the holiday.

By Frank Lake on December 22, 2011

ATLANTA – Former President Jimmy Carter has reportedly headed to North Korea to help with the transition of power.

By Frank Lake on December 22, 2011

WASHINGTON – The White House announced today that Michelle Obama is pregnant with the couple’s third child.

By Allie Pruitt on December 22, 2011

NEW ORLEANS, LA – Parents can help a psychologist prove whether Santa Claus really exists by not buying presents for their kids this year!

By Tap Vann on December 21, 2011

A Brazilian woman, who had expected twins, gave birth to a baby with two heads.

By Frank Lake on December 21, 2011

LOS ANGELES – There are rumors out of China that companies hired to produce Kardashian products – use slave labor!

By Frank Lake on December 20, 2011

CAMDEN, NJ – Bon Jovi died last Friday and then… he rose again!

By Frank Lake on December 20, 2011

Here’s ten little known facts about Dear Leader.