MALLS ADDING EXTRA SECURITY TO HANDLE BAT BOY SALES
MINNESOTA – Malls across America are adding extra security to handle the rush on Bat Boy goods!
Monthly Archives: November 2011
ALIEN SPACESHIP DIVES INTO SCOTTISH SEA
FORT WILLIAM, SCOTLAND – An alien spaceship flew into the Angus Sea off Scotland yesterday
ALIEN SPACESHIPS APPROACHING EARTH!
WASHINGTON – As predicted, three giant alien spaceships are approaching earth and should land on the planet within ten days!
TIM TEBOW CONVERTS TO JUDAISM
DENVER – Denver Broncos quarterback, Tim Tebow, has decided to convert to Judaism.
ASHTON LEAVES DEMI FOR BETTY
LOS ANGELES – Rumors of Ashton Kutcher cheating on Demi are true. He’s with Betty White now.
IT’S GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS DAY!
Today is the 17th Annual Guinness World Records Day… go out there and break a record!!
WALL STREET SURRENDERS TO OWS PROTESTERS!
NEW YORK – In a move that shocked the world, Wall Street surrendered to OWS this morning.
OBAMA TO SEND MARINES TO AUSTRALIA
CANBERRA – President Obama, worried about the Australian threat, is deploying Marins to Australia.
HELP WANTED: NASA NEEDS ASTRONAUTS!
HOUSTON – President Obama is dismantling the U.S. Space Program, but NASA is in desperate need of astronauts.
MICHAEL BUBLE STALKING KIM KARDASHIAN
LOS ANGELES – Kim Kardashian has filed a restraining order against Michael Buble, who seems to be obsessed with the reality star.
