MINNESOTA – Malls across America are adding extra security to handle the rush on Bat Boy goods!
Monthly Archives: November 2011
FORT WILLIAM, SCOTLAND – An alien spaceship flew into the Angus Sea off Scotland yesterday
WASHINGTON – As predicted, three giant alien spaceships are approaching earth and should land on the planet within ten days!
DENVER – Denver Broncos quarterback, Tim Tebow, has decided to convert to Judaism.
LOS ANGELES – Rumors of Ashton Kutcher cheating on Demi are true. He’s with Betty White now.
Today is the 17th Annual Guinness World Records Day… go out there and break a record!!
NEW YORK – In a move that shocked the world, Wall Street surrendered to OWS this morning.
CANBERRA – President Obama, worried about the Australian threat, is deploying Marins to Australia.
HOUSTON – President Obama is dismantling the U.S. Space Program, but NASA is in desperate need of astronauts.
LOS ANGELES – Kim Kardashian has filed a restraining order against Michael Buble, who seems to be obsessed with the reality star.