Monthly Archives: October 2010

WOMAN MARRIES HERSELF

By Frank Lake on October 24, 2010

LAS VEGAS – In a new national trend, women across America are marrying themselves.

By Frank Lake on October 23, 2010

ALBANY – New York Gubernatorial candidates get ready for tonight’s second debate.

By Frank Lake on October 22, 2010

NEW YORK – Doctors are transplanting fecal matter from one patient to another – and saving lives!

By Frank Lake on October 22, 2010

HOLLYWOOD – Zach Galifianakis announced today that he is going to undergo gender reassignment surgery.

By J-Train on October 21, 2010

The J-Train is coming through and he’s got the dating advice you need!

By Frank Lake on October 21, 2010

NORTH CAROLINA – Colleges across America are telling their students: Vote Democrat or be expelled.

By Frank Lake on October 21, 2010

BEIJING – China is plotting to blow up the moon.

By Frank Lake on October 20, 2010

ROSWELL – A UFO Baby returns to Roswell, New Mexico to explore the July, 1947 incident.

By Frank Lake on October 20, 2010

RICHMOND – UFO has increased over the last two weeks. New York City, El Paso and last night… Richmond!

By Frank Lake on October 19, 2010

NEW YORK – Bat Boy will endorse Jimmy “The Rent is Too Damn High” McMillan for NY Governor.