LAS VEGAS – In a new national trend, women across America are marrying themselves.
Month: October 2010
POOP TRANSLPANTS SAVE LIVES
NEW YORK – Doctors are transplanting fecal matter from one patient to another – and saving lives!
ZACH GALIFIANAKIS TO GET SEX CHANGE
HOLLYWOOD – Zach Galifianakis announced today that he is going to undergo gender reassignment surgery.
COLLEGES: VOTE DEMOCRAT OR BE EXPELLED
NORTH CAROLINA – Colleges across America are telling their students: Vote Democrat or be expelled.
UFO OVER RICHMOND!
RICHMOND – UFO activity has increased over the last two weeks. New York City, El Paso and now… Richmond!
BAT BOY TO ENDORSE JIMMY MCMILLAN FOR NY GOVERNOR
NEW YORK – Bat Boy will endorse Jimmy “The Rent is Too Damn High” McMillan for NY Governor.









