August 2010

STUDY: 1 IN 5 AMERICAN TEENS IS A VAMPIRE

February 6, 2023August 22, 2010 by Frank Lake

A new Pew Research Poll reveals that 19% of American teens are vampires.

August 22, 2010 by Frank Lake

MIAMI – Sexy Russian spies boldly paraded through Miami in their red bikinis. The FBI is hot on their tail.

August 21, 2010 by Frank Lake

BLACK ROCK CITY – The Obamas flew away from Martha’s Vineyard today to attend Burning Man.

August 21, 2010 by Frank Lake

HOLLYWOOD – Dr. Laura has inked a deal for a new NBC sitcom. She’s starring with her black friend and her gay friend.

August 20, 2010 by Frank Lake

DALLAS – The Snuggie now has some serious competition. Meet the Snazzy Napper!

August 20, 2010 by Garrett Hawley

NEW YORK, NY – Even the almighty David Beckham isn’t immune to the economy!

August 20, 2010 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON – The White House drops a bombshell. President Obama is Xenu, the dictator of the Galactic Confederacy.

August 20, 2010 by Dallas Commagreens

NEW YORK, NY – A former baseball great is seeking help from WWN’s best – will he help though?

August 20, 2010 by Allie Pruitt

NEW YORK, NY – Don’t believe us? Go ahead and search for her – we dare you!

August 20, 2010 by Frank Lake

SEATTLE – Courtney Love attacks daughter on her 18th birthday via Twitter. There’s nothing like a Love mother.