JERSEY SHORE SPIN-OFF SHOW
DOWN SOUTH – Our worst nightmares have come true and a new show is being made in the likeness of the Jersey Shore!
Monthly Archives: August 2010
MILEY SINGLE – SETS SIGHTS ON BIEBER
NEW YORK, NY – Miley Cyrus has called it quits with her Aussie Hunk. She’s set her sights on a new target!
MICRO-FROG DISCOVERED IN BORNEO
BORNEO – Big things come in small packages. Scientists have made an incredible discovery!
THE NORTH KOREAN EGG CRISIS
PYONGYANG – The Defense Department has learned that North Korea is behind the tainted eggs found in American grocery stores.
KIM KARDASHIAN AND JUSTIN BIEBER DATING
NEW YORK, NY – Two of the hottest individuals in entertainment today have decided to start some romance!
ELIN NORDEGREN BREAKS SILENCE
NEW YORK, NY – Elin Nordegren finally breaks her silence and tells her side of the story!
49ERS, CHARGERS FORM GAMBLING RING
SACRAMENTO – The San Francisco 49ers and San Diego Chargers have formed a legal gambling ring.
BAT BOY IN SALT LAKE TRIBUNE
NEW YORK, NY – Bat Boy’s reputation and popularity knows no limits!
TIGER WOODS BUYS $30 MILLION BIKINI
PANAMA CITY, FL – Tiger Woods finalized his divorce , then bought this $30 million dollar bikini. Who’s the lucky girl?
DAVID LETTERMAN, JAY LENO, BRIAN WILLIAMS LOVE TRIANGLE
NEW YORK, NY – A love triangle is brewing and it could get ugly!
