Unearthly beer bottles scattered on the floor suggest that the aliens had been flying inebriated
Monthly Archives: September 2008
“I won’t be dwarfed by a Democrat!”, candidate declares
A recent dig has not only revealed when Stonehenge was built (2300 BC) but why!
Thousands of fired investment bankers are fleeing in a bid to find job security
NEW YORK, NY – Bat Boy visited David Blaine during his “Upside Down Man” stunt, where Blaine is hanging by his feet for 60 hours in Central Park.
Bat Boy didn’t seem to understand what all the hooplah was about, as he sleeps every day by hanging from the top of his cave in West Virginia.
To show his support, he brought a swarm of mosquitoes for Blaine to feast on for sustenance. Blaine thanked him but politely declined.
Dr. Lawler discovered thumbnail sized microchips throughout McCain’s digestive and nervous system
Seattle emergency room physicians been dealing with a rash of patients suffering from strange ankle bites
“We believe they evolved from a Pleistocene form of grain that prospered during the Ice Age”
“The show has every worn-out cliché you’ve seen on TV a million times,” declares linguist Barry Malford of San Diego