LOS ANGELES – Kelly Geiting is the heaviest person ever to complete the LA marathon.
Sports
DANICA PATRICK BANGS THE WALL
BRISTOL, TN – Ryan Truex banged Danica Patrick at the Bristol Motor Speedway and she wasn’t happy about it!
BJ PENN TO BECOME A POET
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – After the UFC 127 majority draw BJ Penn calls it quits to get creative.
FAVRE TEXTS RODGERS
GREEN BAY, WI – Aaron Rodgers dissed Brett Favre, who responded by sexting Rodgers a picture of his genitals.
JETS DEFEAT
PITTSBURGH – Rex Ryan and the NY Jets lost to the Pittsburgh Steelers, but Rex had a “very special night” with his wife.
HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS TO LEAVE HARLEM
GREENWICH, CT – Harlem Globetrotters 4-point shot shadowed by announcement of name change and move.