PHOENIX – The Arizona Diamondbacks signed Charlie Sheen as a reserve second baseman for the remainder of the season.
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NOTRE DAME #1 IN PRESEASON RANKINGS
TYSONS CORNER, VA — The Fighting Irish of Notre Dame are ranked #1 in the 2011 preseason coaches’ poll.
BABY SLICE WANTS TO PLAY FOR NOTRE DAME
MIAMI, FL – Rising high school star, Baby Slice, son of UFC star,Kimbo Slice, wants to play football at Notre Dame.
JETER HITS 3000, TRADED TO METS
NEW YORK — After Derek Jeter reached the 3,000 hit mark, he was traded to the New York Mets.
YANKEES BUY THE DODGERS!
The Los Angeles Dodgers filed for bankruptcy today – and the NY Yankees quickly bought the team.
SHAQ SEX TAPE
BOSTON – Shaquille O’Neal’s ex-wife said his former friend is selling a sex tape of the former NBA star.
MAVS PLUNDER SOUTH BEACH
MIAMI – Mark Cuban and the Mavs partied so hard in South Beach – there was no alcohol, cocaine or prostitutes left!