BROOKLYN, NY — Just weeks before the debut of his Animal Planet series, Mike Tyson has admitted to his lifelong pigeon fetish.
Sports
JETS-COLTS GAME TO BE REPLAYED
INDIANAPOLIS – Due to a controversial play, Roger Goodell has announced that the Jet-Colts playoff game will be replayed.
BRETT FAVRE MAKING DEALS WITH VIAGRA AND CIALIS
NEW YORK – Marketing executives for Cialis and Viagra are vying to get Brett Favre as their spokesman.
MASSAGE THERAPISTS SUE BRETT FAVRE
FLORHAM PARK, N.J. — A bevy of massage therapists have filed lawsuits against Brett Favre, The New York Jets, the Minnesota Vikings and the NFL
BENGALS WANT THEIR FANS DRUNK
CINCINNATI – The Cincinnati Bengals announced that they want all their fans drunk by kickoff at all future home games.
JETS COACH TRIPS PLAYER
NEW YORK – The NFL is investigating a New York Jets coach who purposely tripped a Miami Dolphins player.
HARVARD TO PLAY IN BCS BOWL
Harvard will go to its first BCS bowl – playing Oklahoma in the Tostitos Fiesta Bowl on January 1st.
JETER CHANGES MIND, JOINS RED SOX
NEW YORK – An anonymous donor offered Derek Jeter $100 million to ditch his new Yankee deal and join the Red Sox. Jeter agreed.
LPGA CHANGES RULES
DAYTONA BEACH – The LPGA banished its “female at birth” rule, opening its doors to transgendered players, transvestites and cross-dressers.