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ED ANGER SAYS: “TIGER NEEDS JESUS!”
I watch Fox News to hear that wheelchair guy call Obama a dummy, and watch Glenn Beck play with turtles. I don’t tune in to hear about Bible stuff!
ED ANGER SAYS: “CRAPPY NEW YEAR!”
I’m madder than Jessica Simpson at a spelling bee! 2009 was a frozen dog turd of a year, let me tell you!
ED ANGER SAYS: “IT’S BUSH’S FAULT!”
I blame George W. Bush for all these A-rab terrorist attacks – because he’s not here!
ED ANGER: “THE SYSTEM DIDN’T WORK!”
I’m madder than Rosie O’Donnell in Economy! That Janet Neopolitan we’ve got running the country’s security turns out to be as stupid as she looks!
ED ANGER SAYS: “BAH HUMBUG!”
I’m madder than Santa on a treadmill! You can have a Merry Christmas if you want to, but I’m miserable!
ED ANGER: “HANG UP ON BARRY FROM DC!”
I’m madder than Glenn Beck during a Kleenex shortage!
ED ANGER: “NO MOSQUE ON THE HUDSON!”
I’m madder than a camel with a busted hump! Now I hear a bunch of A-rabs are building one of their crazy churches in the middle of New York, right near the World Trade Center!
ED ANGER SAYS: “LAY OFF PALIN!”
Poor Sarah Palin! She can’t even go on vacation without reporters hounding her like Tiger Woods at a half-price whorehouse!
ED ANGER: “QUIT GASSING THOSE HIPPIES!”
Does tear gas cause global warming? They better look into that at the big weather meeting, because they’re sure using a lot of it on the protesters!
ED ANGER: “DON’T PASS THE PEACE PIPE!”
I’m madder than a squaw on the warpath!
