I’m madder than a polar bear in a sauna bath! So now it turns out that “global warming” thing is a bigger scam than we thought.
Ed Anger
ED ANGER SAYS: "GAS UP THE TRUCK!"
Right about now, Ted Kennedy’s in hell, and he’s madder than Michael J. Fox playing freeze tag!
ED ANGER: "AMERICA'S GONE TO POT!"
I’m madder than a hippie with a busted bong! Everywhere I look, I hear about how they want to make marijuana legal!
ED ANGER OR GLENN BECK?
The Chicago Tribune wants to know if you can tell the difference between the world’s first arch-conservative commentator and newcomer Glenn Beck!
ED ANGER: "IT'S MULATTO MANIA!"
What’s been going on these days? On Friday I wrote about how the word “Negro” was on that census form they’re sending out, and wondered what year we were living in.
ED ANGER SAYS: "NEGRO'S GOTTA GO!"
I’m madder than Al Sharpton with a busted bullhorn! What the? Now they tell us the big census has the word “Negro” in it!
ED ANGER: "BAN PEEPING TOM X-RAYS!"
I’m madder than Superman in a room full of gals in lead brassieres at this new airport-security X-ray machine!