Author Archives: Andy Smith
DOG WITH HUMAN HANDS COMPOSES MAGNUM OPUS
Animal’s masterwork revealed by owner.
SENATOR TRIES TO SWEEP ELECTION WITH PRO-VACUUM STANCE
W.Va.’s Senator Joe Manchin doubles down on love for the cleaning machines ahead of the election.
U.S. LEASES CAPITOL DOME AS SIMPSONS BILLBOARD
Obama administration continues to cut corners.
GIGA PET BECOMES SELF-AWARE
Electronic toy isn’t playing games any longer.
‘TOY STORY 4’ WILL BE RATED R
Popular kid franchise takes a new turn.
WEIRD AL TATTOOS CHEST WITH HAWAIIAN SHIRT
Funnyman musician takes fashion to the next level.
CURIOSITY KILLS MARTIAN CAT
After narrowly escaping an initial attack, the Mars rover Curiosity has reportedly run over a Martian cat.
REAL-LIFE SPIDER-MAN WANTS HIS ROYALTIES
Mutant from Brazil thinks he’s been robbed by the character franchise.
JUSTICE ROBERTS GOES INCOGNITO AFTER HEALTH CARE RULING
After controversial ruling, Chief Justice goes into hiding.
PAULA COLE HAS FOUND THE COWBOYS
“Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?” singer finds her answers.










