ST. LUCIA – Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were married in the Caribbean over the Columbus Day holiday.
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SCIENTISTS CLONE DINOSAUR!
GAINESVILLE, FL – Scientists at the University of Florida have successfully cloned a dinosaur, a spokesman from the university said yesterday.
NFL TO ALLOW WOMEN TO PLAY
NEW YORK – The NFL announced last night that, starting in 2012, the league will allow women to play.
RONALD MCDONALD GAY!
OAK BROOK, IL – James A. Skinner, CEO of McDonald’s, served up a whopper when he announced that Ronald McDonald is gay.
U.S. BAILS OUT FACEBOOK!
WASHINGTON – With March 15th approaching and the threat of Facebook shutting down, the U.S. decided to bailout Facebook!
OBAMA'S LOVE CHILD
Barack Obama’s secret ex-wife has come forward with a shocking confession – the president has an illegitimate child!
BANKSY’S OSCAR NOMINATION A HOAX!
HOLLYWOOD, CA – A spokesman for the 83rd Annual Academy Awards announced this morning that Banksy’s alleged Oscar nomination for Best Documentary was a hoax!
LADY GAGA VIDEO IN OUTER SPACE!
NEW YORK, NY – Lady Gaga announced that she will be filming the music video for “Born This Way” in outer space!