Author Archives: J.B. Smitts
GAINESVILLE, FL – Scientists at the University of Florida have successfully cloned a dinosaur, a spokesman from the university said yesterday.
ST. LUCIA – Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were married in the Caribbean over the holiday.
PALO ALTO, CA –Mark Zuckerberg announced that Facebook will be shut down in January of 2013. Managing the site has become too stressful.
NEW YORK – The NFL announced last night that, starting in 2012, the league will allow women to play.
OAK BROOK, IL – James A. Skinner, CEO of McDonald’s, served up a whopper when he announced that Ronald McDonald is gay.
With March 15th approaching and the threat of Facebook shutting down, the U.S. decided to bailout Facebook!
Barack Obama’s secret ex-wife has come forward with a shocking confession – the president has an illegitimate child!
HOLLYWOOD, CA – A spokesman for the 83rd Annual Academy Awards announced this morning that Banksy’s alleged Oscar nomination for Best Documentary was a hoax!
DALLAS, TX – A local man found the meaning of life in his newspaper’s wordsearch!
NEW YORK, NY – Lady Gaga announced that she will be filming the music video for “Born This Way” in outer space!