Time-Travel Mishap Can’t Derail Campaign! Bat Boy, whose 2020 candidacy picked up momentum last week with a surprise victory in the Iowa caucuses, had high hopes heading into this week’s New Hampshire primary. “We felt confident that Bat Boy’s brand of uptempo populism would capture the imagination of the electorate,” said Ph.D. Ape, campaign manager. … READ MORE
SPARTANBURG – Authorities have confirmed that an alien spaceship attacked another alien spaceship over SC last night.
SPARTANBURG, SC – A day after wishing Elvis Presley “Happy Birthday” on the anniverary of his death, Michele Bachmann invited MJ to Washington.
SOUTH CAROLINA – A 900 pound gator was caught this week by a Massachusetts woman fishing in South Carolina.
CONWAY, SC – A man caught “being intimate” with a horse has been sentenced to three years in prison!
BISHOPVILLE, SC – A newly ordained minister believes the image of Jesus’s face is in her curtains!
SALUDA, SC – A man had his burial wishes fulfilled, after being buried in his beloved 1973 Catalina with all of his guns!
COLUMBIA, SC – Governor Mark Sanford returned to work after disappearing over the weekend. Photographic evidence proves he was spending time with his Bigfoot lover.
SALEM, SC – Video has been released of divers exploring the remains of a hotel deep beneath the man-made Lake Jocassee.
