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Florida Man Excited to Learn That Wife Did Not Ghost Him – She Was Just in Rehab!

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MIAMI, FLORIDA – A Florida man’s tumultuous journey into confusion took a dramatic turn. He discovered that his missing wife did not dump him but was actually in drug rehab. John Anderson, 32, had been living through a surreal nightmare as he grappled with the sudden disappearance of his wife, Emily Anderson. However, recent revelations … READ MORE

SANTA SAVES CHRISTMAS?

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A statewide manhunt is underway this morning in Washington for Santa Claus. He escaped from the Betty Ford Clinic late yesterday afternoon. Santa was being watched round-the-clock, ut somehow managed to flee after a small explosion blew a hole in his quarters.  No injuries have been reported because most of the residents were in the … READ MORE

SANTA CLAUS CHECKS INTO REHAB!

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Is it Curtains for Christmas? RANCHO MIRAGE, CA – There was a media circus here today as Santa Claus checked himself into the Betty Ford Clinic.  Santa opted to enter rehab as part of a plea deal for crimes he committed with Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer.  Mr. Claus will need to complete a 90-day sobriety … READ MORE

BIGFOOT BACK IN THE WOODS!

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ANCHORAGE, AK – Bigfoot was spotted in the woods outside the city after leaving St. Elias Specialty Hospital. Bigfoot was taken to the hospital a month ago with a torn ACL. Bigfoot underwent a nine-hour surgery. Doctors wanted the beast to make a full recovery, but it was a difficult procedure. “Needless to say, we … READ MORE

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