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HOLLYWOOD – Perez Hilton, 2.0 – the softer, kinder version – has opened a stuffed animal zoo.
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ROMNEY LEADS BY 15 IN… CALIFORNIA!
SAN FRANCISCO — In a shocking new poll… Mitt Romney now has a commanding lead in California.
KATE UPTON ENGAGED TO MARK SANCHEZ
Sports Illustrated Model, Kate Upton, is reportedly engaged to Jets quarterback, Mark Sanchez.
DOGS EAT GAGA MEAT
HOLLYWOOD – Lady Gaga wore her meat dress out tonight and was attacked by a pack of wild dogs.
MANIGATOR SETS HIS SIGHTS ON LOHAN
Although reported to be dating the recently single Paris Hilton, it appears that Manigator has set his reptilian sights on the newest rumored single lady: Lindsay Lohan.
MANIGATOR DANCES WITH ELLEN
LOS ANGELES, CA – Popular daytime talk show The Ellen DeGeneres Show was interrupted by infamous mutant, Manigator.