10 COOL TIPS TO SURVIVE IN HELL

…AND ENJOY THE EXPERIENCE! If you follow a few simple rules, you can follow 10 tips to survive in Hell with little or no suffering. And can even turn it into an enjoyable experience! That’s the assertion of reputed mob enforcer Carmine Gagamante, who spent two weeks in Satan’s domain while in a coma. He … READ MORE

SATAN HIRES A PUBLICITY FIRM

HE CLAIMS HIS REPUTATION IS NOT BAD ENOUGH “I’m tired of not getting credit for evil,” the Prince of Darkness declares. The publicity firm of Udall, DiBla and Howe, a newly formed company conveniently located next to a parking garage in Burbank, California, has just landed one of the most sought after clients in entertainment … READ MORE

CRUISE SHIP TO HELL!

Not from Hell, But To Hell! Lucy and Marcus Teegarden planned to spend their tenth anniversary on a cruise. “I suggested it for months,” Lucy said. “I started with small hints—you know, saying nice things about cruises when we saw them in movies or on TV. But Marcus is dense, so I started leaving pamphlets … READ MORE