What’s been going on these days? On Friday I wrote about how the word “Negro” was on that census form they’re sending out, and wondered what year we were living in.
I’m madder than Al Sharpton with a busted bullhorn! What the? Now they tell us the big census has the word “Negro” in it!
I’m madder than a tranny who’s run out of duct tape!
I’m madder than Superman in a room full of gals in lead brassieres at this new airport-security X-ray machine!
I watch Fox News to hear that wheelchair guy call Obama a dummy, and watch Glenn Beck play with turtles. I don’t tune in to hear about Bible stuff!
I blame George W. Bush for all these A-rab terrorist attacks – because he’s not here!
I’m madder than Rosie O’Donnell in Economy! That Janet Neopolitan we’ve got running the country’s security turns out to be as stupid as she looks!
I’m madder than Santa on a treadmill! You can have a Merry Christmas if you want to, but I’m miserable!
I’m madder than Glenn Beck during a Kleenex shortage!
Poor Sarah Palin! She can’t even go on vacation without reporters hounding her like Tiger Woods at a half-price whorehouse!