I’m madder than a hippie with a busted hookah!
That Judge Alito guy is my new hero!
So I hear a bunch of A-rabs are tearing down another statue of some guy named “Hussein”!
America’s commie pinko traitors just had a hell of a bad week, and it’s just getting worse!
I’m madder than a polar bear in a sauna bath! So now it turns out that “global warming” thing is a bigger scam than we thought.
Right about now, Ted Kennedy’s in hell, and he’s madder than Michael J. Fox playing freeze tag!
I’m madder than Ted Kennedy in an XS coffin!
That crazy Reverend Robertson is at is again.
I’m madder than a hippie with a busted bong! Everywhere I look, I hear about how they want to make marijuana legal!
The Chicago Tribune wants to know if you can tell the difference between the world’s first arch-conservative commentator and newcomer Glenn Beck!