The horned beast is back to punish all those who have misbehaved this past year. Krampus, also known as the Horned God of Witches, has an official “Day of Punishment” on December 5th. But this year, Krampus has decided to stick around for the entire holiday season. He will be punishing all those (adults, children, … READ MORE
CAN HE SAVE AMERICA? AMES, IA – Bat Boy was on the stump in Iowa the past few days. Today he drew a cheering crowd of over 10,000 to Iowa State University. As usual, he made his campaign speech with the assistance of his “bat interpreter”. “He doesn’t speak but I can tell that he … READ MORE
THEY Hear Napoleon Speaking The early albums of bands like The Beatles and The Rolling Stones may remind you of days gone by, but other classic sounds from the past are right under our feet: literally. According to a recent study by Starfield Laboratories, the earth accumulates a record of all noises, and they can be … READ MORE
NORTH POLE, AK – Just when it seems that things couldn’t get worse for Christmas, authorities arrested Mrs. Claus in the North Pole today. They stormed Mrs. Claus’s Snowy Heights penthouse, arresting Mrs. Claus, Blitzen, and Donner. They seized evidence including personal computers, toys, and pumpkin pies. The trio were apprehended soon after Rudolph the … READ MORE
MIAMI, FL – Through a Brazilian contact in Miami, Weekly World News received a tip about a tribe in South America – the Kokatuki – that have been slaying aliens for hundreds of years. Apparently, the Kokatuki have the uncanny ability to spot aliens among humans. They can tell within three seconds if a being is human or alien. … READ MORE
Sleepy Dog is one of the leading canine psychics in the world and Weekly World News has her exclusive predictions here. She says 2020 will be the best year of our lives – and possibly the best year in the history of mankind! World peace. A booming American economy. Sensational weather. Republicans and Democrats … READ MORE
LIVE LITTLE MERMAID POPS OUT! A Danish fish factory worker was stunned when he opened a can of sardines and found a tiny, living 4-inch mermaid packed among her scaly cousins. “I couldn’t believe my eyes,” says Jens Grootenboer, who works at the cannery in Aveldad, Denmark where the mysterious mermaid was apparently packed. “It … READ MORE
Is it Curtains for Christmas? RANCHO MIRAGE, CA – There was a media circus here today as Santa Claus checked himself into the Betty Ford Clinic. Santa opted to enter rehab as part of a plea deal for crimes he committed with Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Mr. Claus will need to complete a 90-day sobriety … READ MORE
Tick… Tock… Taken! One Minute Vanished! Pilar Campos-Rivers, a senior researcher at the Northwest Institute, started her address to the International Conference Of Horology in Lucerne, Switzerland last week with a joke. “Horology is the study and measurement of time,” she said. “It may sound dirty, but it’s not.” The crowd chuckled. But Campos-Rivers’ next statement … READ MORE
Astronomers announce a major discovery that will change how we all view the universe! SAN DIEGO, CA – Astronomers from California Institute of Technology working at the powerful Palomar Observatory have made a major discovery. It finally puts to bed the theory that the Earth is flat – at all times. The truth is that … READ MORE