HOUSTON – NASA predicts that the satellite falling to earth will hit Washington DC – and probably the Capitol building!
Year: 2013
NFL TO BECOME FLAG FOOTBALL LEAGUE
The NFL is changing its rules to outlaw tackling. It will now be a flag football league.
PEREZ HILTON OPENS STUFFED ANIMAL ZOO
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HOLLYWOOD – Perez Hilton, 2.0 – the softer, kinder version – has opened a stuffed animal zoo.
NYPD TAKES GUNS AWAY FROM OFFICERS
Mayor Bloomberg and NYPC Police Chief Ray Kelly have decided to take all the guns away from NY C police officers.
ALIEN SPACESHIPS TO ATTACK EARTH IN DECEMBER!
Three giant alien spaceships are again heading for Earth! Scientists predict the new ships will arrive in December 2013.
REAL DINOSAUR FOOT FOUND!
Across the world, a discovery could change everything paleontologists know about the past.
DRONES TARGET RAND PAUL
Soon after Rand Paul ended his filibuster on drones, the White House ordered drones to follow the Kentucky Senator.
WATER MONSTER KILLED IN JERSEY
Creature is bizarre and unfamiliar to fishermen. Sometimes, catching the biggest fish is not what you want, after all. An unsuspecting fishing trip in New Jersey took a strange turn as an area man with a bow and arrow snatched a creature many claim to have never seen. Some say its an enlarged sea lamprey, … READ MORE
THE "MAN FLU" SPREADS
PALO ALTO – Researches have confirmed the “Man Flu” is spreading like wildfire and may soon become an epidemic.
