KIM KARDASHIAN ON MIDEAST PEACE MISSION
Kim Kardashian is heading to Kuwait, Jordan and Lebanon in hopes of bringing peace to the region.
Year: 2013
CROCODILE DUNDEE FOUND ALIVE!
Crocodile Dundee, long thought to be dead, was found alive in Los Angeles yesterday.
SUN WILL DESTROY ALL SATELLITES IN 2014
HOUSTON – NASA says that in 2013 the sun will awaken and destroy all satellites.
SOFIA VERGARA DEPORTED
Homeland Security has deported Sofia Vergara after a number of “incidents” in Miami.
HILLARY CLINTON FACELIFT
WWN has learned that Hillary Clinton did not have a blood clot. She went into the hospital to have a facelift.
NFL TO SHUT DOWN BY 2020
The NFL announced that due to injury lawsuits and President Obama’s latest initiative, it will shut down in 2020.
OBAMACARE COVERS CATS AND DOGS
Americans just discovered that cats and dogs are covered under the Affordable Care Act. But the pets are required to have insurance!
