PARIS – Authorities took the corpse of a woman out of one cemetery and buried it in another – because her screaming ghost was disturbing neighbors!
Year: 2013
DEBT COLLECTION NINJAS
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NEW YORK, NY – Due to the economic crisis banks, credit, and collection agencies are employing ninjas to collect outstanding payments.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN 2013
WASHINGTON, DC – Shutdown crisis causes U.S. to turn to the alien, P’Lod, for guidance and financial aid.
OPRAH ADOPTS LINDSAY LOHAN
Oprah reportedly announced on her network that she has adopted Lindsay Lohan!
AFRICAN-AMERICAN AIRLINES
LOS ANGELES – Tyler Perry reportedly made an offer to buy bankrupt American Airlines. They accepted. The new airline: African-American Airlines.
ONE DIRECTION BREAKING UP!
WWN has learned that Taylor Swift’s relationship with Harry Styles has caused One Direction to call it quits.