According to records kept in Vatican City, more souls were sold to the devil in 2011, than any year since 1933.
Year: 2012
AFGHAN HOUND TALKS!
Excited dental hygienist Annette Tolore’s Afghan hound is house-trained and smart – and he talks a mile a minute.
BEYONCE – THE FLY WITH THE GOLDEN BUTT
CANBERRA, Australia — A newly discovered horse fly in Australia was so “bootylicious” with its golden-haired butt, that entomologists named it: Beyonce.
RUSSIAN SPACE PROBE TO FALL ON DC
MOSCOW — A failed Russian probe designed to travel to a moon of Mars is expected to fall on Washington DC.
PROSTITUTES BACK RON PAUL
NEVADA – Prostitutes in Nevada are campaigning for Ron Paul and they are holding fundraising events at the Bunny Ranch.
NEWT GINGRICH SWITCHES PARTIES!
BREAKING – WWN has learned that Newt Gingrich is going to announce a switch to the Democratic Party and is throwing his support behind Barack Obama.
ALASKA – BURIED IN SNOW!
ANCHORAGE – Alaska is being buried in snow. They’ve already crushed all records – 160 inches
UFO OVER ARGENTINA!
Several UFOs are hovering over Argentina. They have been identified as spaceships from Planet Zeeba.