GREAT BRITAIN – Scholars are reportedly confirming that God (Yahweh) has a wife (Asherah).
Year: 2012
CASEY ANTHONY GETS $2 MILLION FOR INTERVIEW
A Los Angeles-based TV producer has reportedly secured a full-hour CNN interview show with Casey Anthony – a deal worth $2 million.
RICK PERRY BACKS NEWT GINGRICH AND OPEN MARRIAGE!
DALLAS, TX – Governor Rick Perry dropped out of the Presidential race today and threw his support to Newt Gingrich and open marriage.
WILD POSSUM ON THE LOOSE IN NYC!
NEW YORK – Authorities are dealing with a unique health in Manhattan: wild possum are terrorizing residents!
TITANIC CAPTAIN HAUNTS CRUISE SHIP CAPTAIN
ITALY – Costa Concordia cruise ship Captain, Francesco Schettino (Captain Coward) is reportedly being haunted by Titanic Captain, Edward John Smith.
MARTIANS ATTACK AFRICAN VILLAGE
HARARE, ZIMBABWE – Martians attacked a prosperous South African village with rocks, plundered their gold and burned it to the ground!
TIM TEBOW SET TO APPEAR ON DANCING WITH THE STARS
LOS ANGELES – Tim Tebow was reluctant at first due to his injuries, but sources say he has finally agreed to appear on DWTS.
BAT BOY SELLS VACATION CAVE
Bat Boy tried living the high life – but he hated it. He’s selling his Vacation Cave. You want it?
MADONNA PUNCHES OUT ELTON JOHN
Following the Golden Globes, the dispute between Elton John and Madonna escalated so… they stepped into the ring