A Miley Cyrus sex tape is being shopped around Hollywood.
Year: 2012
GEORGE CLOONEY ARM AMPUTATED
George Clooney went in for yet another surgery to repair his elbow. But this time doctors were forced to amputate his arm.
TOM BRADY PRAYS FOR TEBOW
FOXBOROUGH, MA – Quarterback Tom Brady will play his heart out for the Patriots, but he is on God’s side and wants Tebow to win.
UFO SIGHTINGS INCREASING – ALIENS ATTACK!
During the first week of 2012, UFO reports from around the world have increased 500%. The alien invasion is underway!
CASEY ANTHONY: “I WAS RAPED”
Casey Anthony revealed today that she doesn’t know who Caylee’s father was because she was raped.
POPE TO ATTEND BRONCOS-PATRIOTS GAME!
VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI announced that he will attend the Denver Broncos playoff game against the New England Patriots.
RUSSIA BUILDS ALIEN DEFENSE SYSTEM
MOSCOW – Russia has built the first Alien Defense System to deal with the alien attack under way.
GREECE TO SELL ISLANDS TO PAY EURO-DEBTS
German Chancellor, Angela Merkel, has ordered Greece to seli its islands to raise cash to avoid default and bankruptcy.
MITT ROMNEY CELEBRATES NH VICTORY WITH SISTER WIVES
PORTSMOUTH, NH – Mitt Romney celebrated his New Hampshire win with his sister wives and dozens of children.