STATE COLLEGE, PA – Penn State fired a legend last night, football coach Joe Paterno. The Penn State campus erupted!
Year: 2011
EMERGENCY ALIEN ALERT SYSTEM TEST – NOV. 9th
REMINDER – On November 9th, the U.S. Government is testing its Emergency Alien Alert System to prepare for the upcoming alien attack!
AIRLINES TO OFFER IN-FLIGHT PORN
DALLAS – All the major airlines announced today that they will start offering in-flight porn – as a way to increase revenue.
GAY PENGUINS KICKED OUT OF ZOO!
TORONTO – Pedro and Buddy – two gay penguins – were tossed out of the Toronto Zoo, let loose on the streets.
CONRAD MURRAY – GUILTY!
LOS ANGELES – Conrad Murray was found guilty of murdering Michael Jackson. He will receive the death penalty.
WHITE HOUSE DENIES ALIEN ATTACK
The White House denied today that there is an alien invasion happening – but they are looking for aliens.
KIM KARDASHIAN AND KRIS HUMPHRIES – BACK TOGETHER!
LOS ANGELES – Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries have reconciled and plan to re-marry on New Year’s Eve.
TRANSGENDER CLOWNFISH
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OAKLAND, CA – Teachers are using clownfish to teach children about being transgender.