GLENDALE, CA – Seven thieves broke into the Glendale Cryogenics Labratory and stole Walt Disney’s frozen head!
Month: January 2011
MOUNT ETNA ERUPTS
SICILY – Mount Etna erupted last night, killing the leader of the biggest Mafia family in Italy.
GOLDMAN PARTNER INJURED IN TRADING ACCIDENT
WWN FINANCIAL NEWS – A Goldman Sachs Group partner was hospitalized in a bizarre trading accident.
SPIRIT AIRLINES CHARGES PASSENGERS FOR OXYGEN
WASHINGTON – Spirit Airlines has come under fire from the FAA for charging their passengers for oxygen in the cabin.
MAN FLIES ACROSS ATLANTIC ON PAPER PLANE
NEW YORK – Reggie DeSalvo, an American aerospace engineer from New York, flew across the Atlantic Ocean on a paper plane!
RACHEL ZOE'S PALEO SON
LOS ANGELES – Rachel Zoe, fashion stylist and Bravo reality star, is having a boy! And she’s going to feed him like a caveman!