A killer kangaroo is on the loose in Australia!
MAD DENTIST ON THE LOOSE!
El Dentista is on the loose in New Mexico – and he’s coming after your teeth!
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KILLER RACCOONS TAKE MANHATTAN
Killer Raccoons are invading Manhattan and thousands of residents have been attacked in the last two weeks.
MAUVE STINGERS!
MIAMI, FL – Killer jellyfish are attacking beachgoers in Florida. They’ve killed 7,167 people already!
KILLER CUCUMBERS!
Fifteen thousand people in Britain and Germany have died from a lethal strain of Cucumber E.Coli.
SUPERCHICKEN!
LONDON – Scientists have created a Superchicken that doesn’t spread bird flu, is faster than a speeding bullet and can bend steel with its beak.