Right about now, Ted Kennedy’s in hell, and he’s madder than Michael J. Fox playing freeze tag!
Month: January 2010
GILLIAN COOKE
LONDON – A British bobsleigh competitor has shot to fame after splitting her bodysuit live on TV!
BEETHOVEN'S SKULL FOR SALE
SAN JOSE, CA – A California businessman in possession of Beethoven’s skull is looking to sell it!
POE TOASTER
BALTIMORE, MD – A mysterious figure who honors Edgar Allen Poe’s life every year has failed to show!
TACO BELL FOUNDER DIES
RANCHO SANTA FE, CA – Taco Bell founder Glen W. Bell, Jr., has died. The fast food world mourns the passing of a giant.
BIBLE CODES ON GUNS
NEW YORK, NY – A gun manufacturer has been providing weapons to the U.S. military with bible codes on them!
RUNAWAY BAY CHUPACABRA
RUNAWAY BAY, TX – A man in Texas found what he believes to be a chupacabra on a golf course!
BRETT FAVRE PANTS ON THE GROUND
MINNEAPOLIS, MN – Brett Favre added an interesting new dance to his post-game celebrations!








